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First I drink the coffee, then I do the stuff!  

Let's face it coffee is perfectly legal crack that can be purchased on about every street corner and people take it very seriously!  So until that first cup has been consumed tread cautiously my friends.

This Box Includes:

  • Mug:  Choose From: 1) Coffee First, Then I Can Deal With Your Bullshit or 2) Genuine Coffee Slut...Cause You Gotta Have It Every Day
  • Pad:  Get Your Shit Together
  • Inner Truth Floaty Pen:  I Need Coffee/I Need A Drink
  • Soap:  Choose From: 1) It's Only Frickin' Tuesday - Smells Like Slowly Dying or 2) Soap For Morning People - Smells Like A Hell No
  • Gum:  I Want To Go On Eternity Leave

 Comes packaged in our signature lime green windowed tin gift box.

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